Ever had that perfect steak?
The steak that you take a bit of and it makes you think of butter?
I have the privilege of being friends with the best,
hear me out,
the BEST
maker of steak... ever.
(See above, it's perfect I tell you, PERFECT!
It can't get much better than that)
Steak like this isn't something that you just walk away from saying,
"Oh, that was a good dinner."
This is the kind of steak that you daydream of for days, weeks, months,
until you get more.
For, there must be more!
Even if you're not an avid steak eater,
this will win you over.
No questions asked.
Now... when am I getting more steak?

